Ok, we heard a hilarious story today. One of our friends who shall go unnamed routinely has trouble sleeping in the middle of the night. The only way she can get back to sleep is to masturbate. While her husband sleeps next to her. And she actually pulls out her purple rabbit from underneath the bed and flicks it on (bzzzzz) and does the whole routine. She says it does the trick, and he never knows! We’re betting that if he knew, he’d ask her why she doesn’t just wake HIM up. But that’s not really the point, is it??
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