10 Reasons Why Your Vacation Probably Sucked

by admin on August 2, 2012

1. Your kids were with you.
2. Your husband was with you.
3. The aforementioned people, combined, won’t stop talking or eating. Or leaving their dirty laundry all over the floor.
4. The couple laying out next to your s&it show are clearly deeply in love and whispering about how they never want to turn into your s$it show.
5. You just got yor period.
6. You clearly won’t be having a lick of sex on this trip (wait- that’s a PRO – different list).
7. You can’t stop thinking about the laundry s$it show you’ll face the moment you get home.
8. It’s day 2 and you already need a vacation from your vacation.
9. You just finished 50 Shades and the hotel bookstore only has lame harlequin romances. Morons.
10. While you tune out your screaming kids at the pool, you cruise Facebook and see all of your pretty glossy happy ‘friends’ having perfectly perfect relaxing vacations.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Shauna August 6, 2012 at 6:08 am

This list is total genius.

Lisa Hazen August 27, 2012 at 8:53 am

I’m serious–this is the story of every family vacation we’ve ever taken.

Aaron White October 28, 2012 at 11:13 pm

I can’t believe mother’s actually have these opinions!

Kel February 28, 2013 at 3:53 pm

LMAO! I haven’t had a good laugh in a while and you made it happen.

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