Dirty Little Secrets

Browse other moms’ dirty little secrets and use the comments below to confess your own.

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Anonymous January 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm

My husband’s ex just tore into me in front of her children. It was horrific, and I shot back. It felt good but what a terrible scene. Two months ago my husband’s mother did the same thing to me. I just smiled. I think it is time to leave this dysfunctional family. Trouble is, I love my husband very much.

Anonymous January 24, 2010 at 2:12 am

My stepkids just got the cutest haircuts. They are scared their mom will cry and scream but she won’t take them for cuts. She wants us to spend tons of money at a fancy stylist and wants the boys to look like girls. It is so hard to explain to the kids it’s THEIR hair and they needn’t worry who likes it or be scared of people who throw fits over nothing, without just saying their mom is a stupid b*&^%

Anonymous January 22, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Last year I lost my first and only baby (girl) due to a miscarriage. My mom and my boyfriend thought it would be best to keep trying but i didn’t want to in fear that i would loose another child. A few months after i adopted a darling puppy who i swear has the attitude of what i would expect from my daughter. Very prissy, loves anything pink or fluffy, likes to dance and listens to no one. I’m starting to think i no longer want to have kids. I have the greatest “doghter” in the world. Now how do i tell my this to my boyfriend and mom?

Anonymous January 22, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Sometimes, I just want to scream at my 3 year old, who talks non stop to “shut the f$%# up”

Anonymous January 13, 2010 at 5:38 pm

I wish I had a job so I could get away from everyone and socialize with some adults.

Anonymous January 12, 2010 at 12:18 am

Sometimes when my toddler picks her nose I don’t stop her. Better she get it out than me! I just wait til she strikes gold, wipe off her treasure with a napkin and then make her wash her hands in soap and water.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:11 pm

I wish I lived in a world with my boyfriend and our children and only had to deal with other people we liked, when we wanted. And I wish we didn’t know what was happening in every corner of the world every moment. It is too much and I can never feel at ease or happy, just lucky and hopeful things can get better for others.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm

I am so glad my husband does not look like the stud he is… if people knew, they would be drawn to him like bees to honey

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:09 pm

My husband and I were inches from divorce but now it’s like when we first met. I can’t stop thinking about him and don’t like to wash for hours after we make out.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:07 pm

My family never helps me and sometimes I fantasize about some kind of inheritance so I can jumpstart my life.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm

I can’t go into toy stores without crying since my child is gone. I will never be the same. I will probably never walk into another store that has kids’ stuff.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm

My sons have moved away and my daughter refuses to speak to me for some reason. I feel like I had children and now they’ve passed away. It is so hard and heartbreaking.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm

I feel guilty about everything I do and don’t do, and thinking about what I say and do and think is the hardest work EVER. I hope to uncondition myself and be a better role model for my children.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Sometimes I feel depressed and fearful for no apparent reason and then realize my parents were not supportive and unconditionally loving toward me and my sis. I will not do that to my kids.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:02 pm

I love my husband more than I can say, but I’ll never get over some things that have happened and things I’ve given up. I feel sad all the time but try to be positive around the kids.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm

My stepkids’ mom is so ridiculous! She can’t even take care of herself, much less mother them. And she lies on forms alllll the time about her kids, saying they have disabilities and they do not! She has a serious problem and it is sad she wants to keep them down, too.

Anonymous January 11, 2010 at 10:57 am

Some days it is seriously just not fun to be me…

Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 8:50 pm

I felt like I was going crazy and needed counseling until I read this book and realized I am normal. Finally somebody is saying the truth about motherhood! Thank you

Anonymous January 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm

How do I make my husband understand that while I dearly love and adore my children, I absolutely HATE being a mother?

Anonymous January 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm

How do I make my husband understand the I love my children dearly but that I absolutely HATE being a mother?

Anonymous December 29, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I was telling my husband what a narcissist and brat he is, and then I realized I could have been talking about my dad or my brother. They are all selfish pigs who can’t admit the truth about anything and just want to be worshiped!

Anonymous December 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm

I can’t stand my husband. He’s fat, lazy, immature, and wants me to go on psych meds cause he says I’m nuts if I think something is wrong. It makes me withdraw and then I am not a very good mother to our son.

Anonymous December 28, 2009 at 5:33 am

My husband cares about Money, His Momma, His Brats, and His Ex; in that order. I am divorcing him and taking all I can of his beloved money.

Anonymous December 27, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I am so happy since I’ve decided to leave my husband and his brats.

Anonymous December 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm

My “soulmate” has turned out to be a sack of sh@#$%^. He is the worst father and partner and he is married to his hideous and empty and rotten motherfreak.

Anonymous December 27, 2009 at 4:36 pm

My husband thought he was protecting his facade by sending ME to a shrink like I was crazy. The shrink said I am sane and mature and HE is messed up and I should run for my life right away! Touche’and love the irony!

Anonymous December 27, 2009 at 4:35 pm

My husband is so stupid he doesn’t realize that his behavior doesn’t impress me; in fact, I am leaving him.

Anonymous December 27, 2009 at 4:34 pm

My “perfect man” completely changed after we got married. He is now a lazy, self-centered pig raising two sociopaths and I don’t exist.

Anonymous December 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I feel like puking when my husband is slobbering all over his little brats and telling them how cute they are. They could not be more obnoxious or selfish, just like him and his ex. They should’ve stayed married , they are so perfect for eachother!

Anonymous December 26, 2009 at 6:17 pm

I finally understand those words from “Love Story” about never having to say you’re sorry. My husband apologizes so often he must never think or feel like a sensitive human.

Anonymous December 22, 2009 at 8:03 pm

i’m fat and don’t care

Anonymous December 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm

I do not want to become my mother.

Anonymous December 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm

I drink a glass of wine everyday at 2pm.

Anonymous December 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm

I would rather eat fast food every night. I can’t stand my own cooking, my mother never taught me how.

Anonymous December 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Come Monday I’m ready for my husband to go back to work

Anonymous December 17, 2009 at 6:04 am

My husband thinks I am mentally ill. He said that about his ex, too. Hmmm, seems to be a pattern here when we figure out who HE really is… and isn’t.

Anonymous December 15, 2009 at 2:58 pm

My husband has started an annoying tic that involves a short snuffle sound in his nose constantly. I wish he would shove his kids up there and just blow the whole mess away!

Anonymous December 15, 2009 at 2:56 pm

I told my stepson the rotten things his grandma said and did so he doesn’t feel guilty not liking her.

Anonymous December 13, 2009 at 10:58 am

I am 30, and reading comments from the other mothers on here reaffirms my desire to remain blissfully childfree!

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 5:04 am

I couldn’t understand why my husband never dealt with his little kids’ serious problems. Now I see that because he has no idea who the real father is, he wants them to fail. His ex is nuts so this is tragic.

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 5:02 am

My man put up with so much garbage from his ex, that I put up signs offering “jobs” by her with her phone number on them. hehehe

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 5:02 am

Now that my senseless husband understands what a jerk he is, how obnoxious his kids are, and how utterly insufferable his disgusting mother is – I am done with him and when he says he loves me I just say thanks.

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 5:00 am

Upon divorcing my cowardly, selfish husband I thought of giving his brother’s wife the coveted family bracelet the matriarch gave me at our wedding. Thinking better of it, I sold it and went on a fun trip and flirted my ass off! My life begins anew…

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 4:58 am

I am looking hard for the bracelet my monster-in-law gave me from her “vault” so that I can hock it!!!!

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 4:57 am

My husband is the KING of denial. His kids are sickos and they will have rotten teeth and severe emotional problems and messed-up lives FOREVER because he doesn’t really care to stop it.

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 4:56 am

My husband finally admitted he lets his mom fight his battles and he loves money more than anything in the world. I said “Thanks for the honesty. Oh, and BYE!”

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 4:55 am

I told my husband”s ex that she was right about him and his mother. It made us both dance with glee. (he now says we’re BOTH insane)

Anonymous December 8, 2009 at 4:54 am

I ignored my horrendous mother-in-law over Thanksgiving and now she hates me. I am so happy!

Anonymous December 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm

I think it’s funny when my 2 year old says no to his dad…

Anonymous December 3, 2009 at 8:13 pm

when I hear that another friend is pregnant, I want to say “i”m sorry” instead of “congrats” since it would be my worst nightmare to have another kid.

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